A sheep that needs a haircut? You can’t pull the wool over my eyes.
Well, with this cloven-hooved specimen you could. He’s got the sheepy equivalent of an Afro.
In the wild, sheep grew only enough of wool to keep themselves warm. They never needed shearing.
But today’s selectively-bred sheep grow loads of wool for commercial gain.
And when they don’t get sheared, the coat just grows. And grows.