A group of terrorists in Syria accidentally detonate their suicide belt while filming a pre-attack party song. The only thing that may be more haunting, is the cackle of the Fox News anchor.
Apparently, suicide bombers blowing their load early isn’t as uncommon as you’d think, as this group of fairly amateurish dickheads demonstrate capably. There has been rumblings within US intelligence of various other terrorist groups operating in the shadow of the of Islamic State. Unfortunately for these guys, suicide bombing is kind of something you have to get right the first time around.
In a scene being filmed prior to what would have been an attack, the terrorists are celebrating the fact they are about to martyr themselves in the name of jihad and get awarded their cushy afterlife, virgins, happiness and free ice cream. You can see them a the start of the video in the bottom left of the frame fiddling with what is undoubtedly the live explosives they have decided it was a good idea to bring to the party. I guess a lifetime without alcohol deprives you of the foresight of just how bad things can go at some parties.
While the video itself – visually at least, isn’t too graphic, what does leave a strange taste in the mouth is the Fox News anchor who laughs gleefully at sight of some other humans blown to pieces.
On the plus side, this should at least reduce complaints.