Professor Stephen Hawking has been confirmed for Kidzfield, Glastonbury appearing alongside Mr Yipadee and his four legged friend Wonky Donkey.
World-revered professor Stephen Hawking, brought into the limelight for his books such as A Brief History of Time
and the layman’s A Briefer History of Time
, as well as, oh yeah, being one of the greatest scientific minds of our time, will be filling the heads of children with mind-blowing shit this year at Glastonbury.
Our 2015 Kidz Field line-up is announced, with special guests Stephen Hawking and Dynamo! http://t.co/a0A0kQgL1M pic.twitter.com/GdTqoLUnf4
— Glastonbury Festival (@GlastoFest) May 12, 2015
When reported, usually serious commenters on The Guardian newspaper pried themselves from their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream machines to make comments such as:
“He’s doing music in the acoustic tent…….Stephen Hawking ‘Unplugged'”
~mooneym
and
“Could he download an autotune patch for his computer and duet with Kanye?”
~SempiSami
If we’ve learnt anything from comics and movies, it’s don’t mock the really smart scientist, that’s how super-villans happen and world-ending death rays get built. Pricks.
