Man hospitalised after taking 35 Viagra pills ‘for a laugh’

A plasterer from East Yorkshire was hospitalized this week after taking 35 Viagra pills “for a laugh”. It’s possible that neither he nor his wife were laughing a great deal in the days that followed.

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Needless to say, jokes about his condition are inevitable, after Daniel Medforth gave himself a “hard” time by deliberately overdosing on the miracle-pill for the over 50’s male. “I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating,” he told The Sun newspaper, “everything I saw was green”, he added, before declaring he also had a “massive erection that would not go away”.

The medical staff who treated him apparently did their best to remain professional, but clearly Mr. Medforth was going to be the butt of their jokes in the pub that evening, and probably for the rest of the year, and for many years to come, one would expect.

He was forced to stay in bed for five days with his condition, which must have made his wife feel like she was sleeping in a tent for a while, however he also commented “Fortunately, my wife has forgiven me,” however he doesn’t actually say what she has forgiven him for – was it because he had a stiffie for five days and couldn’t go to work and earn money to feed the family, or was it because he had a stiffie for five days and she was, therefore, having difficulty walking?

The only thing we are left pondering is which is more stupid: Taking 35 viagra pills, trying to gold plate your own genitals or taking attempting to get a selfie with a rattlesnake? Humans, we love you.