If there’s two things we know about historical art, it’s that babies in medieval paintings look like angry middle-aged men and that monks fucking love booze.
Look at these home-wreckers:
He’s so gone he’s not even looking at it
A freakish small glass for some freakish small hands.
Pretty sure this guy tried to stay still for his portrait during a heart attack
“I’m going to drink you. You little shit.”
This looks oddly like a teacher I once had who got fired under suspicious circumstances.
Pretty sure that’s a leprechaun
Hear evil, speak evil, watch evil through a creepy window.
Look at the beer. You’ll barely notice the crack pipe.
Homeless monk after party, circa 1876
This one actually looks like a human. A little Lord of the RIngs, but human.
“I know you can smell it. I don’t care”