13 historical paintings of monks getting wrecked on booze

If there’s two things we know about historical art, it’s that babies in medieval paintings look like angry middle-aged men and that monks fucking love booze.

Look at these home-wreckers:

Monks holding beer

He’s so gone he’s not even looking at it

 

Monks holding beer

A freakish small glass for some freakish small hands.

 

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Monks holding beer

Pretty sure this guy tried to stay still for his portrait during a heart attack

 

Monks holding beer

“I’m going to drink you. You little shit.”

 

Monks holding beer

“HODOR!”

 

Monks holding beer

This looks oddly like a teacher I once had who got fired under suspicious circumstances.

 

Monks with beer

Pretty sure that’s a leprechaun

 

Monks with beer

Hear evil, speak evil, watch evil through a creepy window.

 

Monks with beer

Look at the beer. You’ll barely notice the crack pipe.

 

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Monks with beer

Homeless monk after party, circa 1876

 

Monks with beer

This one actually looks like a human. A little Lord of the RIngs, but human.

 

monks holding beer

“I know you can smell it. I don’t care”

 

Monks with beer

#Rekt