13 historical paintings of monks getting wrecked on booze

If there’s two things we know about historical art, it’s that babies in medieval paintings look like angry middle-aged men¬†and that monks fucking love booze.

Look at these home-wreckers:

Monks holding beer

He’s so gone he’s not even looking at it

Monks holding beer

A freakish small glass for some freakish small hands.

Monks holding beer

Pretty sure this guy tried to stay still for his portrait during a heart attack

Monks holding beer

“I’m going to drink you. You little shit.”

Monks holding beer

“HODOR!”

Monks holding beer

This looks oddly like a teacher I once had who got fired under suspicious circumstances.

Monks with beer

Pretty sure that’s a leprechaun

Monks with beer

Hear evil, speak evil, watch evil through a creepy window.

Monks with beer

Look at the beer. You’ll barely notice the crack pipe.

Monks with beer

Homeless monk after party, circa 1876

Monks with beer

This one actually looks like a human. A little Lord of the RIngs, but human.

monks holding beer

“I know you can smell it. I don’t care”

Monks with beer

#Rekt