Swedish police called over ‘revenge fart’ after man was denied sex

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A man from Hallands county in Sweden had the police called on him after he let rip a fart after the lady he was with denied him sex. They police actually came, even if the man didn’t.

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The couple, who are not in a relationship had reportedly discussed having sex the night before, as you do. On the night of the incident, after the woman had decided she didn’t want sex, the man released what she described as a “revenge fart” that “disturbed her peace of mind”. “It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in her police report.

The police took the report and actually dispatched a car to the scene, with a spokesman saying they “had an obligation to check if criminal actions were involved”.

The incident was deemed not worth of further investigation, despite making the local papers in Laholm.

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I wish it was satire.