National Poo Museum to open this Easter in UK

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The United Kingdom will be blessed by the ‘National Poo Museum’ opening to the public on the 25th March by Isle of Wight Zoo.

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The museum will include what are deemed as ‘relics’, including freeze-dried poop from species such as foxes, owls and meerkats, but these will pale in insignficance next to the pièce de résistance, a 38 million year old shit.

A representative told the Isle of Wight County Press “It’s stinky, obnoxious and sometimes dangerous stuff — however it’s all around us and inside us as well — and our planet would be a much poorer spot without it.”

The Editor

I wish it was satire.