The United Kingdom will be blessed by the ‘National Poo Museum’ opening to the public on the 25th March by Isle of Wight Zoo.
The museum will include what are deemed as ‘relics’, including freeze-dried poop from species such as foxes, owls and meerkats, but these will pale in insignficance next to the pièce de résistance, a 38 million year old shit.
A representative told the Isle of Wight County Press “It’s stinky, obnoxious and sometimes dangerous stuff — however it’s all around us and inside us as well — and our planet would be a much poorer spot without it.”