Islam is no longer the world’s fastest growing religion

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New search data from Google demonstrates that Islam is no longer the world’s fastest growing religion and has been taken over by ‘PDF’.

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There have been terrifying headlines that Islam, the religion of peace, has become the world’s fastest growing faith. Despite the fact most non-muslims know next to nothing about the unstoppable tide of Islam, it doesn’t stop them fearing it.

However recent Google Trends data has shown that a new religion, known only as ‘PDF’ has totally eclipsed searches for Islam:

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Searches for the mystery “PDF” religion continue to climb

Little is known about this new PDF religion and local religious leaders are advising we fear it, treat it with hostility and avoid anything that could make us learn more about it.

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I wish it was satire.