Cornwall villagers want overturned car to get World Hertitage Status


Locals in Penzance, Cornwall are appealing for an overturned Vauxhall Corsa to get World Heritage status after the fucking thing being there ages.

overturned car
It’s art. If you don’t like it, you don’t get it.

The facts are this: The Vauxhall Corsa has been sitting, upturned in the hedge for several months and we know that people from Cornwall really, really like cars.

The only logical conclusion is exactly what happened, residents of Penzance set up the ‘Get World Heritage status for the upside down car at Ludgvan Leaze” Facebook group, which has attracted almost 2,000 Likes in support of the car coming under UNESCO protection.

The Facebook’s page creator, apparently happy with the support they have received said, “Our vision is to make it a celebrated tourist attraction with gift shop, tea room, muddy car park and overpriced fudge with a blurry picture of the car on the label.”

Cornwall. Beautiful coastlines and culture.

The Editor

I wish it was satire.