Would you buy a house from these agents?

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When you’re looking to buy a house, you’d think that estate agents would give you the best possible photographs to show off properties on their books.

But as this incredible collection of real estate agent photographs clearly shows (and see even more at terriblerealestateagentphotos.com), some are severely lacking in both photographic and creative skills.



In some cases they’re not helped by the revolting state of the house, and there’s no accounting for taste. But even so…

First up is this loo with a wonderful view over the garden. But while you’re enjoying the outlook, your neighbours might turn their noses up.

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Poo with a view

Or how would you like this loo, where your loved one can pull up a cosy chair and watch while you go about your business?

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View to a poo

But this has to be best loo of the lot. Not only does it appear to be in the same room as the kitchen – but it’s next to a large window for the outside world to see in as well.

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A bog standard kitchen

Leaving the human lavatory habits behind, you’d think agents would have no trouble in the back garden. Think again.

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Squatter’s rights

Talking of gardens, presumably this agent was selling this property with the keen gardener in mind.

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Welcome to the jungle

Some gardens have a swimming pool – the perfect feature for an estate agent to show off for maximum wow factor.

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Splash the cash on this beauty

Moving back inside, and we discover a problem agents really should overcome – how to keep the home owner out of the pictures. Sometimes it can be just damned creepy.

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Sleep well, he only comes at weekends when he’s hungry

If the property needs modernisation, what better way to illustrate it than to keep the elderly owners in the shot?

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All mod cons: old people not included

This home owner was so engrossed in his crossword he just could not be bothered to get out of the way.

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Eight letters: clueless

And there’s just no rational explanation for this one at all. Perhaps he’s the original sitting tenant?

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Not moving

Meanwhile, if you’ve got the agents coming round, don’t get so hammered the night before that you can’t be arsed to get out of bed.

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Dreaming of the perfect home

No unwanted human additions to sales photos, however, can be compared to this. A pig. Yes, that’s right. A pig.

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Bringing home the bacon

Or indeed, a horse.

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Stable environment

And when there is no human or animal interferance, you’d think an agent would insist on a bit of a clean-up to make the place look good.

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Recently painted

Or at least just tidy up.

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Described as ‘lived in’

Sometimes there is no accounting for taste, but wouldn’t you try to hide it from potential buyers?

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Swastika on the far right wall

And finally, even if the previous owner’s cock-up is accidental, there’s no need to make a big thing of it.

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Dirty windows

For more hilarious photos like this, take a look at terriblerealestateagentphotos.com

The Editor

I wish it was satire.