13 historical paintings of monks getting wrecked on booze

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If there’s two things we know about historical art, it’s that babies in medieval paintings look like angry middle-aged men and that monks fucking love booze.

Look at these home-wreckers:

Monks holding beer
He’s so gone he’s not even looking at it

 

Monks holding beer
A freakish small glass for some freakish small hands.

 

Monks holding beer
Pretty sure this guy tried to stay still for his portrait during a heart attack

 

Monks holding beer
“I’m going to drink you. You little shit.”

 

Monks holding beer
“HODOR!”

 

Monks holding beer
This looks oddly like a teacher I once had who got fired under suspicious circumstances.

 

Monks with beer
Pretty sure that’s a leprechaun

 

Monks with beer
Hear evil, speak evil, watch evil through a creepy window.

 

Monks with beer
Look at the beer. You’ll barely notice the crack pipe.

 

Monks with beer
Homeless monk after party, circa 1876

 

Monks with beer
This one actually looks like a human. A little Lord of the RIngs, but human.

 

monks holding beer
“I know you can smell it. I don’t care”

 

Monks with beer
#Rekt

The Editor

I wish it was satire.